ಮಳೆ ಬಂದಾಗ

ಸಂಜೆ ಏಳರ ಹೊತ್ತಿಗೆ ಮಳೆ ಜಡಿಯತೊಡಗಿತ್ತು.
ನೆನೆಯುವ ಮುನ್ನ ಮನೆ ಸೇರುವ ಎಂದು ಸೈಕಲ್ಲು ಸವಾರರು ಬಿರಬಿರನೆ ಸೈಕಲ್ಲು ತುಳಿದರು.
ಪಾನಿ ಪೂರಿ ತಿನ್ನಲು ರಸ್ತೆ ಬದಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ನಿಂತವರು ಬೇಗ ಬೇಗನೆ ತಿಂದರು.
ಒಬ್ಬ ಕಾರಿನ ಬಾಗಿಲು ತೆರೆದು ಹೊರಗಿದ್ದ ಮಗಳಿಗೆ, "ಬೇಗ ಬಾ", ಎಂದು ಗದರಿಸಿದ.
ವಾಯು ವಿಹಾರಕ್ಕೆ ಬಂದಿದ್ದ ಅಜ್ಜ ಬೇಗ ಬೇಗನೆ ಮನೆಯತ್ತ ಹೆಜ್ಜೆ ಹಾಕಿದ.

ಬಿಸಿಲಲ್ಲಿ ಬೆಂದಿದ್ದ ನೆಲ ಮಳೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ನೆನೆದು ನಿಟ್ಟುಸಿರು ಬಿಟ್ಟಿತು.
ಒಂದು ನಾಯಿ ಮಳೆಯಿಂದ ರಕ್ಷಣೆ ಹುಡುಕುತ್ತ ಮಳೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಓಡಿತು.
ಆಫೀಸಿನಿಂದ ವಾಪಾಸು ಬರುತ್ತಿದ್ದ ಕೆಲವರು ತಲೆಗೆ ಕರವಸ್ತ್ರ ಕಟ್ಟಿಕೊಂಡು ಓಡಿದರು.
ಪಾರ್ಕಿನಲ್ಲಿದ್ದ ಪ್ರೇಮಿಗಳು ಗುಡ್ ಬೈ ಹೇಳಿ ಮನೆಯ ದಾರಿ ಹಿಡಿದರು. ರಸ್ತೆ ಬದಿಯ ತಳ್ಳು ಗಾಡಿಯವನು ವ್ಯಾಪಾರ ಕೆಟ್ಟಿತೆಂದು ಗೊಣಗುತ್ತ ಗಾಡಿ ತಳ್ಳಿದ. ಕಾಸು ಕೇಳದೆ ಸುರಿಯುವ ಮಳೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ೧೩ ರೂಪಾಯಿಯ ಬಿಸ್ಲೇರಿ ಬಾಟಲಿ ಹಿಡಿದು ನಾನು ಮನೆಯತ್ತ ನಡೆದೆ...

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Nokia 6300:

The moon after after an alcohol party:

Future terror of Madiwala? :)

Evening sky:

A meditating saras crane :)

Sunfeast cream biscuit :)

A 2 rupee coin:

A mom and her kid at Karwar beach:

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onTi Salaga:



Amma:




Loose maada:




huDgir nage, huDgar(ge?) hoge:



een sweetie, hoon andre ooty!:

iduvee jeevana:

ooDoogaNa baa:

huDgeer nenapige Taaj Mahal, huDgar nenapige?:

Jesus is all I need:

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The programmed life:
/*This function does nothing
This function returns nothing*/
nothing tryToGetSomething(boolean keepTrying)
{
declare somesubstance as something
declare moresubstance as something
declare moralofthestory as nothing
declare nothing as nothing
somesubstance = something.getsomething()
moresubstance = something.getsomemorething()
while (somesubstance.notequals(empty) && keepTrying == true && nothing.relalised != "Yes")
{
somesubstance --
if somesubstance.equals(nearlyempty)
{
somesubstance = somesubstance + moresubstance
moresubstance = moresubstance ++
}
if somesubstance.doesitstillmatter == "Yes"
{
keepTrying =true
}
else
{
keepTrying =false
somesubstance = empty
nothing.realised = "Yes"
}
}
moralofthestory="Nothing works, Nothing matters"
}

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Some notes on life:
1. Don't be a perfectionist. Accept the fact that the world is not perfect. This is for your own good because it will be easier to forgive your own mistakes.
2. Don't feel proud for being/doing good.
3. Don't give in to any 'isms'.
4. Act only on the current situation. Don't fight imaginary situations.
5. Think about problems, don't worry about them.

ಎಷ್ಟು ಸುಲಭ!

ಪುಣ್ಯಕೋಟಿ - ಹೆಬ್ಬುಲಿಯ ಪ್ರಪಂಚ ಎಷ್ಟು ಸುಲಭ!
ದೈವ - ದೆವ್ವಗಳ ಪ್ರಪಂಚ ಎಷ್ಟು ಸುಲಭ!
ಗಾಂಧಿ - ಗೋಡ್ಸೆಯ ಪ್ರಪಂಚ ಎಷ್ಟು ಸುಲಭ!
ಕಪ್ಪು - ಬಿಳುಪಿನ ಪ್ರಪಂಚ ಎಷ್ಟು ಸುಲಭ!

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Let me set the expectation right, you are not going to read anything worth reading. Just wanted to type some nonsense. I have not written anything worth reading for a month. I don't think I will be writing anything worth reading for a month, I don't know why I feel that way. I don't know if I actually meant it when I typed that. May be or may not be. It doesn't matter. If you are reading this sentence, that means you have no better job to do. You agree? If you agree with what I say, press the F13 on your keyboard - this is the most famous April fool e-mail message of 2009. There is nothing worth writing. I am listening to the kannada song "HaLe paathra, haLe kabbiNa" from the movie Junglee. Why would Kailash Kher (sounds like him, not sure if it is him) want to sing such a song! Check if you can enjoy it. There is a T.V. in this browsing centre and the owner is watching Kannada news on TV9. That reminds me, I have stopped reading newspapers. I am reading two novels : "And when did you last see your dad?" and "The kite runner". There is one more nonsense song in Junglee : thale bachkoLLo, check this one also. Not that I liked it. In fact, I am yet to listen to the song. But, anyway, you can check. You might have already heard the song on FM, I know. If you haven't, this is a good time to check it. I know what I am writing is not worth your time, but I warned about that in the first line. If you are still reading, it is your problem. Now, I don't know how to end this post. Stop reading, don't try to read the last line. I am not sure what it will be. I am not sure if the last line will make any sense. It may not, not that other lines make any sense. If you are reading this line, that only means that you are not expecting any sense from this post. I don't know, may be or may not be. But, most probably you don't have any better thing to do, just like me. There is nothing worth writing. My previous attempt of writing something even when I didn't have anything to write, was more interesting. You can read that if you have some more to waste.